UNIFIED PRESS, PALOMA CITY, PALOMA — Today, the Empire of Kapreburg was deemed childish and removed from the Great Lakes Council after acting most childish during a case for contempt of court. The case concerning Contempt of the court in the Great Lakes Council after the Empire of Kapreburg was trialed after breaking chapter 4, article 1, paragraph 2 of the Charter of the Great Lakes Council. During the trial, Jackson I of Kapreburg dressed in heavy clothing, interrupted the litigant and when asked for his defense he began to read out loud My Twisted World by Elliot Rodger who caused the 2014 Isla Vista killings in Isla Vista, California and then after he read the first sentence of the Wikipedia page of Nazi Germany dictator, Adolf Hitler. When he was asked to stop he started singing out loud the former anthem of Rhodesia. After Jackson I was finished with his "defense," King John I, who was representing the Great Lakes Council during the case, had asked Chairman Aidan McGrath, the Supreme Judge, if Kapreburg could be kicked from the GLC as they have broken the rules and act childish. Afterward, McGrath asked Jackson I how he plead his case, responding with "I plea guilty to deez nuts" and then took off his shirt and stated that "these pits are guilty of smelling". McGrath decided that the Empire of Kapreburg was guilty of contempt, and per recommendation of the litigant, removed the Empire from the GLC for being childish and ruled that all GLC members can no longer recognize the Empire of Kapreburg.
Public video of trial published by Jackson I himself: https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/-ZUMGSjh5hc?v=-ZUMGSjh5hc&autoplay=1